Hulkamaniac

1. He lives in a house with roaches.

2. He has an algae filled swimming pool.

3. He lives in Suburbia.

Desolation

1. He thinks Hulkamaniac is huge.

2. He wants an Xbox.

3. He is in a band called Slothface.

The Cabbie

1. He has ass crack grease.

2. He needs a catheder.

3. He has braces.

Isolation

1. He needs motivation.

2. He likes to 4-Wheel. (gay)

3. He is best friends with Matt Foley.

Zero

1. He is in the band SOM.

2. He is the drummer.

3. Zero-Vanilla says it all.

Tron

1. He sucks.

2. He is dumper.

3. He eats pop-ice until he pisses his pants.

J-Sin Havoc

1. He is going to join the Fellowship of Jewish People.

2.  He is JB (jew boy/Justin's bitch)

3. He is punk.

D.J. Destruction

1. He used to own a dingo.

2. He has a prison bitch.

3. He sold his awesome guitar for $20.

Super Krazy

1. He has a TUMA!

2. He has glow stick green teeth.

3. He sucks more than Tron.

Big V

1. He likes to cover up his gut.

2. He gets scurred easily.

3. He is friends with The Thug.

Kream Soda King

1. He thinks its funny when he rips ass.

2. He is gayer than Elton John.

3. He raped Cabbie at Campout #4.

Grave Digger Bonez

1. ?

2. ?

3. ?

Princeton Brawler

1. He is a silent assassin.

2. He kills giants.

3. He lives in Princeton.

Just Jon

1. He gets beat up by KSK.

2. HE NEVER SHOWS!

3. He can only get a ref job.

Commissioner Thomas

1. He looks like Hans Moleman.

2. He gives out FREE washmarks.

3. He thinks Wrestlmania X8 sucks!