Attributes: Loserweight Champion of the GWA (gay wrestling association), has split personality Tony and David, doesn't have a clue wtf going on, side burns are pubic hair like.

Clothing: Wrestler tights, too much gorilla body hair, and he loves keyboard because he is going to quit bass to be a keyboardist.

In For: Killing the Bloated Shemale in a match in the GWA.

Parolled Future: Hired again in the GWA.