The Common Redneck

1. They "Cut On" the lights.

2. They "pop" fireworks.

3. They're always "fixin" to do something.

4. They greet you with "How Y'All doin' this mornin'!".

5. They always have a "chaw" of "tabacca" in their mouth.

6. They're "gonna kill them somethin'".

7. They always have to "carry themselves" somewhere.

8. They want a "buggy" instead of a cart.

9. Their kids are named "Darlin", "Honey", or "Sweety".

10. They consider when their house gets T.P.ed its an honor.

11. Instead of saying God Damnit they say "Dad Gummit".

12. "I am fixin to get a buggy so I can get my Darlin a chaw of tabacca, and some lights to cut on."

13. If they are scurred, they grab a peyancil and stab people in the ermy,  wearing ernge shoats.

14. They get their pictures "made" instead of taken, yet they still call Retakes "Retakes" not "Remades"!

15. They can make fun of somebody but make it sincere by saying "Bless his/her heart!"!

(Billy is such a retard, bless his heart!)