Attributes: Black greasy hair filled with yummy dandruff.  Half-assed glasses.  Huge smelly cheeks with last nights dinner on it.  Big gaping trap saying FEED ME!

Clothing: XXXXL shirt represents his FATNESS.  The sticker he left on it means he is very fat/forgetful.

In For: Public exposure.

Parolled Future: Taste tester for Little Debbie.