Attributes: Greasy hair, his half-assed glasses, his wake up call/raping drum stick, and his tooth cleaning supplies for his braces.

Clothing: WMX8 Rulz because he thinks Wrestlemania X8 is awesome, he loves his sisters (rapage), and he likes Jaqueline the turd.

In For: Molesting his sisters.

Parolled Future: Wrestling in the GWA.